Bars of cute girls – who ain’t got no past
They’re just diggin’ for a nugget of gold
Men with no future, just past due bills
Telling stories that have never been told
Losers, fakers and the lot
Men on the run trying to start a new life
Don’t ask ‘em where they’re coming from
They’re here just to find a new wife
This is Thailand
Land of the beautiful smiles
You come for adventure
But you get a surprise
This is Thailand
Land of Beautiful Smiles
They call you darling
You’re just a fat barfly
With your beer goggle wisdom
To improve Thai society
You’re not making too much sense
Drinking whiskey with your breakfast tea
Masters of your bar beer castle
With every answer for Thai life
You’ll solve all Thailand’s problems
Except how to treat your own wife
Chorus
It’s a story heard
Almost every day
The love at the bar
Has faded away
And his teardrops will fall
Like a country song
When he realizes
His money’s all gone
Chorus
They call this Thailand
Listen to them bitch and moan
You thought you were in heaven
Why don’t you wake up and just go home?